General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 15, 2005 Seeing as how my PS2 was a lemon, and target was out of stock, I bought the Sims 2 to mess around while I waited. My first death occured today, when Fuzzy McBitty had to pee so bad that he ran to the bathroom where the maid was cleaning the toilet. Flustered and over liquified, Fuzzy wet himself, and the maid pointed and laughed. This led to a downward spiral for Fuzzy. He became depressed, and his needs stopped being met. Finally, he ran out of energy and passed out on the floor. When he awoke more than 10 hours later, his bladder bar was in the red again, and he pissed himself almost right away. He then fell to the ground and died. Think about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted February 15, 2005 My sympathies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted February 15, 2005 If only people will say the same of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 20, 2005 I left the game running, and his fridge ran out of food. Apparently he couldn't buy more without me. When I returned he was hungry, exausted, and crying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted February 20, 2005 D'you think this game deserves the Most Eerily Close To Actual Everyday Reality Ever Award? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted February 21, 2005 So Fuzzy... You like torturing people, then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 21, 2005 No.... these are just the bad parts. He is in love with 6 women. When they run low on friendship points, he makes out with them and sends them home. He's at the top of the science ladder, and is a Mad Scientist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted February 21, 2005 Because scientists score all the chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted February 21, 2005 D'you think this game deserves the Most Eerily Close To Actual Everyday Reality Ever Award? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 21, 2005 Maybe. It's hard to say. There are still things that you can't do that I'd like to be able to do. Plus they added stuff like the money tree to take away a bit of realism. The most annoying thing is that you can't take your things with you if you move. You get cash value. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 22, 2005 My sim just married a whore. Fucking eh. I married the Red Head, cause I figured I could see if the red hair would breed true. Well it turns out she's on the Romance aspiration track, and just by wedding Fuzzy she lost a shit load of points. She doesn't want a baby, but she's pregnant. Her currant goals include meeting new people and making out with 3 sims. I'm betting that since I have no intention of letting her slut aroud, she'll get depressed and die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 22, 2005 NOW does it get the Most Eerily Close To Actual Everyday Reality Ever Award? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 22, 2005 No.Then there'd be a divorce button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted February 23, 2005 I hope you're not shutting yourself up with your Sims as an excuse not to actually LIVE some kind of life outside your house. Believe, real life can be be more fun if you let it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted February 23, 2005 No, I only play after work. It's good to unwind, but you can't play it too often or it gets old. They needed some more wierd stuff in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jokemaster Posted February 24, 2005 I killed my whole family 48 days after creating them. MWAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted February 24, 2005 So you in a deep-south, inbred kinda family then? Oh, we're still talking about The Sims. Nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted March 23, 2005 Apparently there's a special icon for when you, erm... "woo hoo" with the maid. They really did think of everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted March 23, 2005 I can't wait until they add in law suits for sexual assault and the such-like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redwall Posted March 23, 2005 And if your character is a lawyer, you can countersue and win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted March 23, 2005 Sleeping with the maid was a poor idea. Now every time she's cleaning and he's macking she gets pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted March 23, 2005 Then fire the skank! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted March 23, 2005 naw. I have my roof set up flat, with a staircase off of the second floor. There's a hot tub and a bar up there... so when the maid is over, i just remove the door. Besides that, I realised that when they're pissed at you you can remove commands like "get slapped." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godte gompen Posted March 28, 2005 His dead. I don`t know why but you wont get him alive if you dont start there you saved last. I think its grat FUN killing my sims at sims. When i get guests i use the knowledge sucker maskine and sucks the knowlendge and THEN i kill them. But i dont let em pee on their self. More like sending the out in the pool and remove the ladder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted March 28, 2005 Erm, I take it that English is not your first language. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites