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My parents don't HAVE to imagine that scenario.

In other news... I'm going to see Thin Lizzy on Thursday next. Woooo!

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I only got one emoticon for this whole thread: o.O

(is she for real, did this really happen? we will never know... Unless! we can get some photographic evidence. No! not from her parent's having sex. fom that wooden fireplace. preferably on fire and some actionshots of yufster putting the fire out. or some other kind of evidence. who lives close enough to yufster to make some pictures?)

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ah it's not really thin lizzy, more an old fart tribute band.

i'm going to megadeth tomorrow. ha.

EDIT: ah fuck it i wont bother posting again as yis are back on topic,...

They kicked ass. excellent. Mustaine is the only original member but they got this drums/lead pair of brothers whose names now escape me and they are seriously talented. nailed everything. I'd recommend you see this tour.

His voice was grand. his hand still works.

Lizzy are playing near me in 2weeks (TWO WEEKS. TWO. WEEKS). probly check them out too.

:worship::buyme::peace::period:

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MegaDeth is good, but their lead singer's voice has gone to shit over the years. Too much time going "Hello me, it's me again" in that fucked up voice has made his voice sound gravely.

Thin Lizzy isn't bad without Phil, but I would have liked to be alive when he was around considering he was a good part of the band's sound.

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(is she for real, did this really happen? we will never know... Unless! we can get some photographic evidence. No! not from her parent's having sex. fom that wooden fireplace. preferably on fire and some actionshots of yufster putting the fire out. or some other kind of evidence. who lives close enough to yufster to make some pictures?)

Yeah. It's all true. The last unbelievable story I told was about The Resident Evil Hotel that we were staying in over January, while it was closed to business. I was going to get pictures, but another unbelievable story began; the story of how my Mom stopped speaking to me for absolutely no reason. So in the end, she made me walk in and out of school about seven miles every day, while she basked in the petrifying comfort of Resident Evil Hotel every night. So I couldn't get pictures.

In the end, my Mom DID apologise to me. She drove past me one night about two weeks after it all began. It was raining and dark, and I had no reflectors or anything. I was almost invisible, walking miles in the dark and rain on this narrow country road.

She wound down the window and asked coldly if I wanted a lift. I'm as stubborn as she is, so I said no, also very coldly. However, that was because I was in fact, very cold.

"I'm sorry," she said suddenly, "I really am. I don't want to lose your friendship."

So I got in the car and said, "continue."

"It's just... I got really angry. I shouldn't have left you in town that time, with no money or anything. You didn't do anything wrong, it's just that... sometimes, Oscar drives me over the edge," she explained.

"Maybe you shouldn't stand so fucking close to it all the time, then." Oscar remarked casually from the passenger seat.

Well, oh man. she jammed her foot on the brakes, turned around and screamed, "OSCARRRRR!!!" and I honestly thought she was going to kick me out of the car and not speak to me for another two weeks.

Still, I'll see can she take pictures of various places around the hotel next time she goes in there, even though they won't be as scary with drunk people in wedding outfits stumbling around. And when there are hot drunk girls in short skirts knocking about, I hear that the Watching Paintings don't bother looking at you any more.

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i think ive gone mad through reading this

also on Top gear right now they are testing a car by having an apache gun ship track it down

what the fuck is going on?

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In any event... one morning over breakfast you should just say something like "I didn't sleep a wink last night, the I think we need to call the neighbors about how loud the porn they watch is." They'll know you know, but it'll be less awkward and maybe they'll stop fucking until you aren't around.

Or if you want to be blunt and awkward you could just say something like: "Why can't you two meet new, interesting people and have sex with them."

I tried something like that with my mom, they just giggled as if it was some kind of weird turn on that I could hear them. It wasn't actually my mom.. just her boyfriend. He would scream, "OH BAY-BEH, THOT'S HOW I LACK IT!!" and they'd stuff pillows against the door and turn the radio up.. which must have been some sort of mood enhancer, because he was easily screaming 5 times as loud, it couldn't have possibly attenuated the noise. I just kinda hugged my pillow and cried, usually.. then it would be over.

I actually directly referred to the sex noises twice, the second time in front of family. That slowed the frequency, but it didn't stop the train.

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Damn, I still forgot that word. It was ante-dilbertsomething.

Antediluvian... yes.

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I tried something like that with my mom, they just giggled as if it was some kind of weird turn on that I could hear them. It wasn't actually my mom.. just her boyfriend. He would scream, "OH BAY-BEH, THOT'S HOW I LACK IT!!" and they'd stuff pillows against the door and turn the radio up.. which must have been some sort of mood enhancer, because he was easily screaming 5 times as loud, it couldn't have possibly attenuated the noise. I just kinda hugged my pillow and cried, usually.. then it would be over.

I actually directly referred to the sex noises twice, the second time in front of family. That slowed the frequency, but it didn't stop the train.

Next time go to a pay phone and call the cops, telling them that you heard strage screaming from your neighbors house.

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He would scream, "OH BAY-BEH, THOT'S HOW I LACK IT!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Love it!

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If you're old enough, rent porn and use it to compete with their volume. That would be interesting.

WARGASM!!!

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My parents stopped having sex after I was born. They were afraid something like me would be born again. It's true. joo.gif

--Erwin

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You know, I've actually heard my folks do it once or twice, and to top it off, I found a pack of condoms in their drawer once, when I was looking for something (can't remember what).

At the time, I had a lil snigger outta it, and figured what the heck - rock on kids!!

(Now I just need to get some action and we're square!)

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This was years ago, actually. I moved out of my mom's house when I was 18 (fortunately). Now she's marrying a different guy, slightly more sane. I haven't heard them because I don't stay overnight there.

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Parents having sex is cute.

Maybe, but you wouldn't want to sit and listen to it with a proud smile on your face like you were witnessing a cherubic toddler give you a faltering piano recital of three blind mice.

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