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MrHoatzin

Kingzjester Hate Club

I hate Kingzjester...  

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  1. 1. I hate Kingzjester...

    • ... becuase he is a cunt!
    • ... becuase he is an asshole!
    • ... because he is an elitist prick!
    • ... because he is an asshat!
    • ... because he undermines all my efforts and yells at me in lime-green Impact size seven italic!
    • ... because he is so handsome!
    • ... because he never returns my love letters!


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Every two years or so I post one of these threads, just to see where I stand.

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You better start returning my love-letters you asshat!

:pan:

:tup:

Aaaaahahahaha.... hahahah.... haaahhh....

:shifty:;(

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Kingz, don't trust those others who voted for the last option. I'm the only one who REALLY loves you. And maybe Trep.

Will you marry me?

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because he's an ATTENTION-SEEKING asshat.
I don't really have to seek attention. I am naturally noticed. It is a curse. Never incognito.

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*phew* that would have so much easier if there was just an 'all of the above' option

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I hate you because you spelt 'because' wrong.
Shit. I thought I actually double-checked those becauses. Well, I guess the only thing that remains for me to do now is edit the dictionary so as to render the alternate spelling acceptable...

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I checked the last option. Mr. Kingz was the first (and only) bastard to send me a 'welcome' PM, because he apparently liked me, and he never replied to my reply; which wasn't really a 'love letter', but... he started it. Maybe it was because I started posting more and being cool less.

:oldman:

Forgive me father, I was weakened by Yufster's feminine wiles.

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I checked the last option. Mr. Kingz was the first (and only) bastard to send me a 'welcome' PM, because he apparently liked me, and he never replied to my reply; which wasn't really a 'love letter', but... he started it. Maybe it was because I started posting more and being cool less.

:oldman:

Forgive me father, I was weakened by Yufster's feminine wiles.

He just likes toying with the hearts of the young.

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I don't really have to seek attention. I am naturally noticed. It is a curse. Never incognito.

Thats true.

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I just remembered why I hate Kingzjester.

In this post that involves me trying to advertise something in Cumbernauld, Kingz told me to go fuck myself, called me a donkey and told me to die. Why is that?

I only ever wanted to tell you that I love you, it just came out all wrong.

Also, your ads are the least effective ones I've ever seen.

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