baconian Posted December 17, 2004 Oh, c'mon! It's Ireland! Kids there get beaten up and molested if they don't learn English quickly enough. go dúl ar mo bhud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 17, 2004 Come again? Moos, remember what God does to kittens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted December 17, 2004 meh, don't give me links to your dirty porn sites, or whatever that site is. Isn't that picture of the kitten awesome though? They've got some absolutely incredible pictures over at photo.net, though they don't make them very easy to look through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted December 17, 2004 meh, don't give me links to your dirty porn sites, or whatever that site is. Isn't that picture of the kitten awesome though? They've got some absolutely incredible pictures over at photo.net, though they don't make them very easy to look through.Shame on you, sir! Oh, the gall! On one hand he admonishes us for our pr0n sites, on the other he pushes and peddles his own pussies our way! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 17, 2004 meh, don't give me links to your dirty porn sites, or whatever that site is.It's a religious site. A quote: "A little porn is like a little heroine. It's gonna jack you up one way or the other." And they sell these t-shirts that say "save the kittens" or something and stuff like that.On the other hand it IS a dirty site. In on of the videos they throw a kitten across the room! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted December 17, 2004 It's a religious site. A quote: "A little porn is like a little heroine. It's gonna jack you up one way or the other." And they sell these t-shirts that say "save the kittens" or something and stuff like that.On the other hand it IS a dirty site. In on of the videos they throw a kitten accross the room! It is as religious as the church of tim... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 17, 2004 (I kinda noticed that.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted December 17, 2004 Shame on you, sir! Oh, the gall! On one hand he admonishes us for our pr0n sites, on the other he pushes and peddles his own pussies our way! Actually, there's a surprising amount of porn on the site I linked to, but I don't think it's called porn. What are nude 'art' photographs called? It's sort of annoying because I just want to look for nifty pictures of cats, etc. and they've got all this other crap. These two are neat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted December 17, 2004 Fuck cats! What is wrong with all y'all cat people!? Totally insane! A friend of mine is house-sitting for these two other friends of mine and the guidelines for taking care of the cats that were tacked to the fridge when I visited the other day are totally insane. Three pages, double-spaced with point by point directions on cat care... with illustrations... totally fucking insane! All the while, the owner gets nothing back in terms of affection; the cat treats you like a jail keeper. These are wild animals, folks. If you droped dead one day, they would eat your carcass -- whereas if you had a pet pig, for example, it would go out in search of help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 17, 2004 Exactly. Cat's rule! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted December 17, 2004 Exactly. Cat's rule!Cats blow. Pigs rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaero Posted December 17, 2004 I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 17, 2004 Although I hate to take part in this thread now that it's become so incredibly lame, I would just like to set something straight; I do not actually speak Irish as I claimed earlier in the thread. The extent of my Irish is 'pog ma thoin', which translates to 'kiss my ass'. One of my many middle names is Saoirse, which is Irish, so I have heard, for 'freedom'. I guess that, no matter how doped up my parents were while filling in the details on the Birth Cert, they still weren't off their heads enough to call me 'Mermaid of freedom' in a language anybody would ever understand. That said, Deadworm, your English is plenty good enough to be subtle without or . And they're not even subtle. What am I saying?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johanna Posted December 17, 2004 ...'pog ma thoin'... That’s the only Gaelic sentence I know. Which is pretty sad actually, considering I have more Irish and Scottish in me than filthy stinking English. Also, I miss Happy Funnies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 18, 2004 That said, Deadworm, your English is plenty good enough to be subtle without or . And they're not even subtle. What am I saying?!Breathe!And thanks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 18, 2004 All the while, the owner gets nothing back in terms of affection; the cat treats you like a jail keeper. These are wild animals, folks. If you droped dead one day, they would eat your carcass -- whereas if you had a pet pig, for example, it would go out in search of help. Cats aren't wild. They've been around humans a long time. They are an "attendant species", like remora fish on sharks. However the selective breeding by humans on cats has given them an even greater killer instinct than their wild ancestors. That is why cats have an urge to kill stuff even when they do not need to, and so brutally murder so much wildlife. I like cats, but if all truth be told they an evil and destructive scourge on the face of the planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted December 18, 2004 Cats are great. Here's everything you need to know about understanding cats: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWW = I'm pissed off. Purrrrrrrr = I'm not. Meow = everything else it needs to communicate Dogs can bark in dozens of ways. It's too confusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 18, 2004 ...filthy stinking English. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 18, 2004 One of my many middle names is Saoirse How do you pronounce that? Because I can't help but read it as 'sore arse' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 18, 2004 For the first time I'm really rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. That was brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted December 19, 2004 WTF is going on here?!! I go away for two weeks to fall in love, and I come back.....to this?!! And of all people, it just had to be started by our token virgin (afaik) untouched by man/woman/warthog/whatever cat lover?! And WTF happened to my two most favourite smileys in the whole damn world? Namely, and ?!! I seriously think that is not funny, and you, whoever you are who changed them, it is nowhere near subtle or clever or witty or even cute. It erodes the savoir faire, the marvelous multiplicity of the sentiment for which they are employed, whatever that sentiment may be. It's akin to telling a brilliantly funny joke, or better yet a scrumptuous bon mot, and then having to explain why it's so brilliantly funny right after. It bevels the edge and emasculates the piquancy, and ultimately insults the wit. How plebeian! Look: Fuck you. See what I mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 19, 2004 I know, Trep... I know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Posted December 20, 2004 On the other hand, I think it's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted December 20, 2004 Hmmm.... Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm looking for a replacement... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Posted December 20, 2004 Fuck you. Holy shit is that creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites