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Any of you fuckers touch my car, and you die.

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Like you like an arsonist says:

haha, so how are you?

shbazjinkens says:

So-so

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When I woke up the back glass of my car was busted out, but other than that nothing bad has happened

Like you like an arsonist says:

breaking hearts, eh?

shbazjinkens says:

Huh?

shbazjinkens says:

Well I have this theory, that they were gonna go mailbox batting

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but see, in my neighborhood all of the mailboxes are shrouded in brick

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So they must have been real frustrated, until they came upon my car parked in the street in front of the mailbox

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Then WHAM

Like you like an arsonist says:

haha

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i'm sure that started your day off right

shbazjinkens says:

They think to themselves, "Gee, this looks like a nice neighborhood. His dad will pay for it and the 3 seconds of glory I get from my friends will be totally worth it!"

shbazjinkens says:

but they were wrong, and now I'm $100 poorer

shbazjinkens says:

the latter was probably true

Like you like an arsonist says:

hehe

Like you like an arsonist says:

well i havent had anyone breaking windows out of my non existant car

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lucky me

shbazjinkens says:

Oh, pull out the pity card why don't you

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haha

shbazjinkens says:

I'll think of you while I drive 30 miles to Muskogee tomorrow with a coat, scarf, and beanie on and still freeze my ass off because there's no back window and it's 20 degrees outside

Like you like an arsonist says:

how sweet...

So I'm thinking it's either teenage angst meets extreme boredom or some misguided youngster who has a crush on my little sister and doesn't realize that I'm her brother, not her live-in boyfriend.

Thoughts?

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I had a crackhead bum break my window once while I was at a party two clubs down the road. He threw a brick through my driver-side window. Stole a toothpaste, a deodorant and a box of mints I had bought earlier that day and left in the plastic bag on the passenger seat... Two months later, when I got sick and tired of driving around with a clear plastic tarp that flapped in the wind so loud that I couldn't hear the radio, I bought the window at a junkyard for fifty bucks and installed it myself in an afternoon...

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Kingz, that sucks. It seems like he'd be able to manage that with half an hour of begging tourists. I understand what's going on in their heads, and I'm not mad at all really, but it's so dumb. :nuts:

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Begging tourists is an effort, and possibly demeaning. Randomly smashing stuff was neither, and in the case of your recent breakage shbazjinkens, probably just for fun. I doubt it was personal anyhow, these things rarely are. For everyone out there who really doesn't like you, there's got to be a least 20 random idiots in the neighbourhood who are bored and have no problem with giving grief to complete strangers, moreso if you live in a city.

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I had a crackhead bum break my window once while I was at a party two clubs down the road. He threw a brick through my driver-side window. Stole a toothpaste, a deodorant and a box of mints I had bought earlier that day and left in the plastic bag on the passenger seat...

Did he take the bag too? That seems like the only important thing here.

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