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Blah blah blah I love bunnies blah!!! :D!!!

Once, when I was doing a presentation at a Junior School for a bunch of 12 year olds, their Teacher asked me to read out this new competition the school was holding.

"Right," I took the sheet, "For the tidiest classroom competition, the winning classroom will all receive a day out to Tramore, and a funky set of Clit Kits."

There was a silence.

I noticed the Teacher was giving me a very strange look. Pushing an imaginary set of glasses up my nose with my index finger, I squinted closely at the page.

"Oh, sorry." I said, "'Clikits'."

Apparently, Clikits is like Lego for girls, and people that say 'Legos'.

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OMG why did you edit it, I'm now talking to john ashcroft because of you, but he doesn't ramble like he did before, because he hates you (or hates talking to me)

LeChimp2: omgbabysmith

JohnDAshcroft666: sorry but nobody's bursting forth from my loins currently

LeChimp2: sorry but no babies are flying in jetpacks currently

JohnDAshcroft666: do you want to do the whole high-energy conversation thing where you don't say anything or should we bring the level down, light some candles, play some banal fake latin music, and stuff?

JohnDAshcroft666: the creepiest part of that sentence was "and stuff"

LeChimp2: nein

LeChimp2: I have to disagree

JohnDAshcroft666: nothing else was too creepy

JohnDAshcroft666: but and stuff stuck out like and stuff

JohnDAshcroft666: what is stuff?

LeChimp2: yes

"play some banal fake latin music" is creepy becaues banal sounds like anal

JohnDAshcroft666: well, anal could be stuff too

JohnDAshcroft666: or maybe it's anal stuff

JohnDAshcroft666: that's even creepier

JohnDAshcroft666: look, i don't think this conversation is fitting in with my family-friendly focus

LeChimp2: meh

LeChimp2: no one escapes from alcatraz

JohnDAshcroft666: gabe newell only spent like an hour there for the ati thing

I'm disappointed

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Too bad none of the posts make sense with your new edit so you look like a faker mcfakerson TO THE XTREME!

:mrt::wtf:

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Too bad none of the posts make sense with your new edit so you look like a faker mcfakerson TO THE XTREME!

:mrt::wtf:

Well, my post didn't make any sense in this thread to begin with.

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Man, you guys! You can't talk to me like that. I'm Jewish.

Then you shouldn't have a problem with Deadworm getting rid of 'it'. :shifty:

--Erwin

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Biology Teacher: Mary, can you tell me tha defination of a habatat

Mary: "A habatat is made up of several different orgasams that live to gether in harmony."

Teacher: Yes, those orgasams...isims make up what, Jerimy? And stop laughing.

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Then you shouldn't have a problem with Deadworm getting rid of 'it'. :shifty:
Where did you get the idea that I would be castrated? Let me tell you: I'm NOT going to be castrated.

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Castrated? Yikes! I was more or less thinking about losing some skin. You know, in relation to Yufster claiming to be Yewish.

--Erwin

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Circumcised, castrated, what's the difference? You can't enjoy sex after either one. Sex feels better if you're not circumcised.

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So now you're sticking to the uncircumcised men only huh? Good for you.

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Man, you're going to San Francisco in May??? When are you going? Where are you going? Where are you staying?

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So now you're sticking to the uncircumcised men only huh? Good for you.
Hey, I live in Finland. The vast majority of men here are uncircumcised. Or so I've heard. It'd be a lot more difficult to find circumcised men.

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Yes. In May. San Francisco. San Francisco (hopefully in Remo's bed...if I play my cards right. I'll settle for Jake though).

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Hey, I live in Finland. The vast majority of men here are uncircumcised. Or so I've heard. It'd be a lot more difficult to find circumcised men.

Hmm. I'd like to say i know where you're coming from so to speak. Anyway, maybe you should just look harder, I'm sure Trep has some contacts.

:fart:

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Yes. In May. San Francisco. San Francisco (hopefully in Remo's bed...)

Hahaha, so in other words, you're staying in the San Remo? Hahaha.

Man, I crack myself up!!! I'm Jewish.

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