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My wife and I have agreed on a safeword. Typically these are used by adults in adult situations, however this isn't exactly our usage.

 

I am very ticklish, and when being tickled i am dangerous.

 

Objects are broken, limbs lash about with no regard, my innate grappling goes into effect and fingers and thumbs are dug into anything that would prevent further tickling. I am completely unable to breath, its ridiculous. All involved are full of regret.

 

To give me a momentary reprieve, our safeword is "********* emergency," which is good for about 5 minutes so we can come up with reparations/treaties that are per-destined to end at midnight, where it could all begin again.

 

Anyway, does anyone else have a ridiculous safeword with their loved ones?

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The second "Really?"

We are both gullible and it is fun for us to fool each other, but it can feel like a betrayal if it goes to far. The first "Really?" we are allowed to embellish the lie. But on the second "Really?" we say "No, not really."

I find that this constraint makes the joke much better. I think it encourages us to see how far we can push that one and only opportunity for embellishment while maintaining a sliver of belief in our mark.

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Latin alphabet? I'm on mac, maybe that's why it works for me. It's easy to write pineapple from an Apple.

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I was wondering why it was censoring on my initial post. "Pineappl3 Emergency" is good for us because it is hard to say while laughing so it helps prevent false positives

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