chummer Posted September 7, 2017 4 hours ago, nelmis said: I'd like you to know that I read this without reference to what your screen name actually is, and thus interpreted it as a rebus, which I then tried to solve... big piss wizard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crunchnoisy Posted September 7, 2017 On 9/6/2017 at 3:41 PM, nelmis said: I'd like you to know that I read this without reference to what your screen name actually is, and thus interpreted it as a rebus, which I then tried to solve for approximately 75 seconds. I was not successful. Oh heavens. Now that you said that, even I am trying to solve this as a rebus, and I know that's my own name. crunch noisy So... an over-loud crunch? I guess? With a Pissing Remo wizard next to it... sparkle urine magical crunch noi-- Madness! Please accept my apologies. Also... heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crunchnoisy Posted September 7, 2017 On 9/6/2017 at 10:31 AM, Jake said: Christ. Fine, good, you did good. Thank you. And thank you for the Jakest of reactions :D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted September 9, 2017 A robot continuously powered by their own tears or happiness would be a perpetual emotion machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted September 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Ben X said: A robot continuously powered by their own tears or happiness would be a perpetual emotion machine. Damnnnnn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lork Posted September 9, 2017 While listening to Nick's endorsement, I couldn't help but be reminded of him coming up with some cockamamie scheme to "cheat the system" in Dark Souls that ends up taking him 10 times longer than it would have otherwise, then convincing himself that it was the most efficient way to play. I wasn't sure beforehand, but after hearing that endorsement I can definitely say that PB&J is bad for you. PB&J: The cheatin' hitman of nutrition. Edit: Like Gormongous, I also use the PB&J as a "default" meal for whenever I didn't have the forethought to make something better. The moral of the story is that there's a little bit of the 'hitman in all of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted September 9, 2017 53 minutes ago, Lork said: While listening to Nick's endorsement, I couldn't help but be reminded of him coming up with some cockamamie scheme to "cheat the system" in Dark Souls that ends up taking him 10 times longer than it would have otherwise, then convincing himself that it was the most efficient way to play. I wasn't sure beforehand, but after hearing that endorsement I can definitely say that PB&J is bad for you. PB&J: The cheatin' hitman of nutrition. Sounds like the "dad who sees a traffic jam then takes the whole family on city streets for 3x longer to 'keep moving'" of video game strats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gormongous Posted September 10, 2017 On 9/9/2017 at 6:29 PM, Jake said: Sounds like the "dad who sees a traffic jam then takes the whole family on city streets for 3x longer to 'keep moving'" of video game strats. Yeah! It's the conflation of "This is the most efficient way to do things" with "I must never lose control of the situation." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urthman Posted September 17, 2017 Nick is definitely not the only athlete who thinks PB&Js are his secret weapon The NBA's Secret Addiction ESPN exclusive! How one performance-enhancing sandwich has spread through the NBA. http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/presents18931717/the-nba-secret-addiction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urthman Posted September 17, 2017 Also, since Jake endorsed Shitty Mario, I'm gonna link to my post about the Shitty Mario (I can call it that since I did the very-off-brand sculpting) board game I made with my kids a bunch of years ago when they were little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites