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Dr Sbaitso bot

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Hey all, new to the forum.

 

Jakes recent impressions of Dr Sbaitso inspired me to:

  1.  Look up what Dr Sbaitso is
  2. Make a twitter bot so I could enjoy it anytime

 

You can tweet at it (twitter.com/sbaitsobot) and it'll reply to you. The text matching is a bit of a hack so may not be 100% truthful to the SBAITSO.EXE logic but it's real audio coming out of DOSBox.

 

Let me know if you have any questions about it or have any fun ideas for it

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Haha, that's really cool.

 

I have such strong memories of being in the computer lab in junior high making SBAITSO say foul things. I actually used him as a vocalist in a couple of songs.

 

Great bot!

 

Just tested it out. One thing that would be cool if you can recreate it: in the original program, typing "say butt" would make him say "butt." It bypasses the logic and simply gives him a string to pronounce. Of course, half the fun is trying to get him to say dumb stuff naturally, but sometimes you want to hear a primitive voice synthesizer say something specific.

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I highly approve. 

 

My most prominent Dr. Sbaitso memory is a boy at school telling me that if you were a bit flirty with him (Dr. Sbaitso, not the boy) eventually he would say something along the lines of "Ooh, my chips are melting!" I think I remember that because at the time I didn't understand it. 

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@Salacious Snake Thanks. I purposefully left out that functionality to minimise risk of abuse. I've got a whitelist that allows certain people to DM the account and it'll echo that. It's not perfect; there are still ways of making it say things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

@James Can confirm that line is in there :lol:

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