Ben X Posted December 29, 2016 Just saw Star Trek 13, it was... boring! Same as Superman 7 and Bond 26! The entire story was utterly indistinct - there's never a clear goal or threat, it just feels like a load of random pieces stuck together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted December 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Ben X said: Just saw Star Trek 13, it was... boring! Same as Superman 7 and Bond 26! The entire story was utterly indistinct - there's never a clear goal or threat, it just feels like a load of random pieces stuck together. I turned it off shortly after Sulu, who is now gay, gets home after three years in deep space and DOESN'T EVEN KISS HIS PARTNER WHEN HE SEES HIM. Fuckin' cowardly nonsense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TychoCelchuuu Posted December 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, Patrick R said: I turned it off shortly after Sulu, who is now gay, gets home after three years in deep space and DOESN'T EVEN KISS HIS PARTNER WHEN HE SEES HIM. Fuckin' cowardly nonsense. Sulu forgot to take his toothbrush so he hasn't brushed his teeth in 3 years. Doesn't want to kiss anyone like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted December 31, 2016 On 12/30/2016 at 4:41 AM, Patrick R said: I turned it off shortly after Sulu, who is now gay, gets home after three years in deep space and DOESN'T EVEN KISS HIS PARTNER WHEN HE SEES HIM. Fuckin' cowardly nonsense. So you missed their sex scene then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted December 31, 2016 9 hours ago, Ben X said: So you missed their sex scene then? I think this is a joke because I did watch long enough to watch the crew fly off again, and I saw no Set It Off-style sex theatrics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted December 31, 2016 No joke; he smuggles his partner onboard and they have a very similar sex scene except they use space candles and space oils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
