I am Too Cool For Skool (Okay, maybe not)

[Emma]

So yeah. I got tattooed yesterday, I'm very proud of them:

One on each ankle. I'm already planning my next one!

So, any of the rest of you got one you'd like to show off?

[Salka]

A certain somebody that just broke up with his Girlfriend (much to my delight) was telling me how he'd got a tattoo of her name on his hip, and now he's gonna have it laser removed because he ultra super regrets it.

On the other hand, since you don't have personal relationships with stars...

I really like your toes. Mine are crap.

[Emma]

I'd NEVER get someone's name tattooed on me, it's just asking for trouble.

I have freaky clown feet and long toes, but thank you anyway.

[Roderick]

I think it's a sweet tattoo. I wouldn't even mind having something like that on me, even though I'd never.

[Emma]

Cheers.

I like how simple they are, but I also like how stars symbolise direction and that's why I put them near my feet.

There's a nice Marcus Tullius Cicero quote, which is “Quod est ante pedes nemo spectat: coeli scrutantur plagas.”, which translates as "No one sees what is before his feet: we all gaze at the stars.", so I guess that fits too.

[Pappa]

Is this the new thing?

Not tattoos of course (!), but tattooing two stars like those two in the pictures above? Cause at least a couple of my friends have the exact same stars (shape, size and colour), two of them, tattooed. Not by their feet though, but on other various parts of their bodies. And I've seen some other random people with the same thing. Hmm...

It looks nice though!

[Emma]

I have zero clue.

I got them because I've always wanted to have my ankles tattooed and I like the idea of stars (with the explanation above) near the feet.

[Twilo]

If you tap your feet together, do sparks fly out of your heels?

[Emma]

Yes. And kill people.

[Ryam BaCo]

good old ryam is too scared of tattoos.

[Emma]

Aww why? It's just like drawing on your leg with extremely permanent marker.

[Ryam BaCo]

good old ryam is scared of permanent markers. they are so..so...so permanent.

[Emma]

*Chases Ryam with marker pens*

Let me draw a comedy moustache on you!

[Skinkie]

I can't use markers without drawing on myself. Back when I was majoring in art, I was a mess all the time.

[b0b]

It's just like drawing on your leg with extremely permanent marker.

Sure.. An incredibly permanent marker of pain

ph34r teh p41n marker..

[Emma]

I must be hardcore or something because I felt absolutely no pain. It was more of a sensation really. Like someone taking that metal bit off of an electric toothbrush, pressing it against your leg and turning it on.

[Lindset]

I must be hardcore or something because I felt absolutely no pain. It was more of a sensation really. Like someone taking that metal bit off of an electric toothbrush, pressing it against your leg and turning it on.

You should get that toothbrush of yours checked out. I don't think there's supposed to be needles in it

[Ryam BaCo]

*Chases Ryam with marker pens*

Let me draw a comedy moustache on you!

there's already a moustache growing on my face. but i could shave it off, and then you could replace it with a hitler beard. and then we could go to the reichstag in berlin and i'll conquer the world as charlie chaplin in disguise. it will work, because of the similarities:

a) i'm upper-austrian (like hitler)

in my adolescence i spent a lot of time in linz (like hitler)

c) i'm excellent in manipulating people (like hitler)

d) hitler's parents are burried in a town where i went to school.

e) i'll have an ugly, but funny moustache (like hitler)

as you can see they're much more similarities than differences:

a) i'm not a racist (shame on me!)

i can't give orders to kill people (shame on my recreance )

c) i'm ALIVE (hahaha!)

so...well...now call me your führer! heil ryam!

that brings up the question why i am thinking about hitler while reading about moustaches..btw

[Twilo]

What the hell is a "hitler beard"?

Did you just make that up?

You just made that up!

[Emma]

I think he means a Hitler moustache.

[Kluf]

That's what he means:

Looks scary, hm?

[Emma]

Hitler loves the F1.

[Bc9b]

Wait, I love the F1! Does that make me Hitler?

[Emma]

Definitely.

[Johanna]

Nice tattoos. Very tasteful.

I’m considering getting a spider tattoo done in the same place, to help with my arachnophobia.