Griddlelol Posted August 30, 2016 That's clearly chips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supasheep Posted August 30, 2016 https://theawl.com/sandwich-condiments-from-worst-to-best-31aa4f7501a1#.y4zz512gv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted August 30, 2016 That article is needlessly provocative. Sometimes you gotta put some ketchup on meatloaf though. That's a given. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 30, 2016 you never have to do that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 30, 2016 in fact you always have to not do that ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted August 30, 2016 Necessarily so. Ideally, it's a texture and taste combo, the loaf's dry, savory crunch contrasted against the sweet moist ketchup. We haven't even got to discussing the case of meatloaf pizza when this happened https://theawl.com/how-much-ketchup-is-too-much-ketchup-9d9226cfe121#.g1ze7ar7e Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 30, 2016 ketchup isn't, never was, and never will be sweet wtf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dewar Posted August 30, 2016 Ketchup has HFCS in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dium Posted August 30, 2016 Yeah, Ketchup is definitely sweet. Even fancy or "artisanal" ketchups have mucho sugar piled in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted August 30, 2016 http://allrecipes.com/recipe/217814/great-canadian-heinz-ketchup-cake/ Just for you twig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 31, 2016 naw dude ketchup is not sweet it is disgusting it is like drinking vinegar fermented in rat urine it is like dying it is ketchup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlantic Posted August 31, 2016 ketchup is sweet but that still doesn't make it good or edible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted August 31, 2016 My sister-in-law thinks ketchup is too salty so she'll add sugar before dipping fries in it. Apparently this is not an uncommon practice in China. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 31, 2016 everybody stop talking right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 31, 2016 everybody stop posting pictures right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cordeos Posted August 31, 2016 everybody stop posting pictures right now Ketchup Macarons 30-35 cookies For the cookies: The almond mixture: 150g powdered almonds 150g powdered sugar 55g egg whites 15g red food coloring For the meringue: 150g granulated sugar 40g water 55g egg whites 1. Sift together the powdered almonds with powdered sugar. Add the 55g egg whites and food coloring, but do not stir them together. 2. In a saucepan fitted with a candy thermometer, cook the granulated sugar and water to 115C. In the bowl of an electric mixer, begin whipping the whites until they form soft peaks. Once the syrup is 118C, pour the syrup over the remaining 55g egg whites while they’re whipping. 3. Continue to whip the whites until the temperature drops to 50C. 4. Remove the bowl from the mixer and fold in the powdered almond mixture. 5. Using a pastry bag with a plain tip, pipe 3.5cm rounds onto parchment-lined baking sheets. Once piped, let the rounds sit for 30 minutes to develop a crust. 6. Heat the oven the 180C. 7. Bake the macarons for 12 minutes, during which time rapidly open the door twice. (I’m not certain why he does this step, or exactly when. The instructions said to Laissez cuire 12mn en ouvrant rapidement 2 fois la porte du four, which seemed to me to be right before they’re done.) 8. Remove from oven and let cool. Once cool, remove from baking sheet. Then make the filling. For the filling: 40g cornichons 6g sheet gelatin 350g Heinz ketchup 4-5 drops hot sauce (I used Sriracha) 1. Rinse and pat the cornichons dry very with a paper towel. Dice cornichons into miniscule cubes (1mm). 2. Soak the gelatin in cold water for 15 minutes. 3. Remove the gelatin and melt it in a saucepan or microwave over lower heat, just until melted. Mix in one-quarter of the ketchup, the add rest. Stir in the cornichons and a few drops of hot sauce, to taste. 4. Pipe filling between two halves of macarons and sandwich them together. Chill for an hour, until the filling is set. Storage: Macarons should be stored in the refrigerator, where they can sit for up to two days. Remove from refrigerator two hours before serving. http://www.davidlebovitz.com/ketchup-cookies/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 31, 2016 everybody find and kill cordeos right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cordeos Posted August 31, 2016 everybody find and kill cordeos right now How did i not got to the Heinz recipe section right away. Goldmine! Ingredients 1 lb. lean ground beef 1 ea. small onion, chopped 1/4 cup HEINZ Tomato Ketchup 1 tbsp HEINZ Yellow Mustard 1 can (13.8 oz.) refrigerated pizza crust 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Mild Cheddar Cheese Instructions Brown meat with onions in large skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Return meat mixture to skillet. Add ketchup and mustard; cook 2 min., stirring frequently. Cool 10 min. Heat oven to 400°F. Unroll pizza dough onto baking sheet sprayed with cooking spray; press into 15x8-inch rectangle. Top with meat mixture to within 1/2 inch of edges; sprinkle with cheese. Roll up, starting at one long side. Rearrange if necessary so roll is seam side down on baking sheet. Bake 20 to 25 min. or until golden brown. Special Extra: Serve with your favorite burger toppings, such as CLAUSSEN Kosher Dill Burger Slices, shredded iceberg lettuce and/or chopped tomatoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
root Posted August 31, 2016 When my sister was little, she'd fill a bowl with ketchup and dip plain white bread into the ketchup, suck the ketchup off, and dip the same piece back in again. It was so gross. I told this story in my speech at her wedding and we haven't spoken since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlantic Posted August 31, 2016 this thread is a rollercoaster of trash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
