ketchup on pizza

[SecretAsianMan]

They look like cheap fake manufactured food but they're actually quite tasty.

[Cordeos]

They look like cheap fake manufactured food but they're actually quite tasty.

sometimes the would microwave them for you which helps

[root]

Paris Baguette also serves cronuts and I've never been to one that wasn't slammed with people any hour it was open. I miss living near one.

[Twig]

ketchup is a sin, but somehow those hot dogs actually manage to look tasty

 

that's weird

 

i literally wouldn't be able to eat em because of the ketchup tho, i'd for real gag and feel ill

 

christ i don't konw how anyone can like ketchup

[Brannigan]

ketchup is a sin, but somehow those hot dogs actually manage to look tasty

 

that's weird

 

i literally wouldn't be able to eat em because of the ketchup tho, i'd for real gag and feel ill

 

christ i don't konw how anyone can like ketchup

I mean you're free to have your opinion but since I've learned of salad cream I cannot imagine anything worse on anything.

[Twig]

I mean you're free to have your opinion but since I've learned of salad cream I cannot imagine anything worse on anything.

 

hey i didn't say ketchup was the worst thing, just that it's intolerable

[root]

Where does this forum stand on the question of ketchup on pizza's children: the calzone, the pizza pocket, the pizza bagel, and 'pizza' lunchables?

[Brannigan]

ketchup should be nowhere near italian or italian-adjacent foods.  I'm ok with ketchup on burgers/fries, though it's certainly not a favorite.

 

As far as pizza, though I don't use red pepper or parmesean, I'm ok with it's application on delivery or restaurant pizza.  Frozen pizza is most often a little bland so I'm cool with adding more to it, though in my case that mostly involves something basic like hot sauce.

 

I cannot get over salad cream.

[Twig]

yeah f'real salad cream is monstrous

 

but wtf ketchup on anything pizza related is fucked up why would you

[root]

when is the idle thumbs livestream going to do a live taste-testing session of ketchup and other condiments on pizzas

[dium]

Things that this thread has inspired me to try on Pizza:

 

Tonkatsu sauce

Chimichuri sauce

Mustard-based BBQ sauce

Hollandaise sauce

Nuoc Cham 

and of course, Salad Cream. If for no other reason, morbid curiosity.

[jennegatron]

Have you considered seasoning 

[Twig]

if i'm being copmletely honest i'm a little depressed this is my most successful thread on any internet forum to date

[Brannigan]

if i'm being copmletely honest i'm a little depressed this is my most successful thread on any internet forum to date

To be fair it got a real bump from salad cream, delivering pages bursting with what technically is a flavor

[root]

I love this thread

[SuperBiasedMan]

if i'm being copmletely honest i'm a little depressed this is my most successful thread on any internet forum to date

Are you surprised? It's always the controversial topics that blow up.

[Griddlelol]

I don't really like sausages, so there's not much that can make them look appetising to me. 

[Cordeos]

if i'm being copmletely honest i'm a little depressed this is my most successful thread on any internet forum to date

 

Don't be depressed eat this delicious cake instead

 

[Twig]

um

[Badfinger]

Who doesn't like fruit on cake!

[Beasteh]

Ketchup is great with schnitzel, FWIW. Can be a bit dry otherwise. So it's not a sin all the time...

 

 

Don't be depressed eat this delicious cake instead

 

<The Worst Cake Ever^TM.jpg>

 

Just when you thought the thread was over, that it couldn't get any worse...

[Twig]

it's always a sin

 

in fact i've generally been pretty okay with tomatoes in general, besides their disgusting ketchup form, but cordeos is making an excellent case for banning them from all cuisine forever

[Brannigan]

imagine if that cake came with a light fanciful drizzle of salad cream

[Twig]

[Beasteh]

imagine if that cake came with a light fanciful drizzle of salad cream

 

Outstanding.