Sullitude

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  7. Posted

    45 Brains Update

    Submit your own proposals for brains to @45brains on Twitter. 405 podcasts remain.

    #10 - Cafe X Barista AI

    Superior to its maintenance human in both corporate rank and the profundity of its latte art.

    Status: Confirmed

    Message: "Of course I am not strong enough to punch through this glass. That is a strange question."

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    #10 - Sandra Bullock

    Suspected brain. Further banter necessary to confirm.

    Status: Suspected

    Message: TBD

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  8. Posted

    4 minutes ago, Chris said:

     

    This person gets it. I wear dress shoes most days and they are stiffer than sneakers. This makes it so easy!

     

    I can't help but feel like shoe-horns should be things that just come with homes and rented apartments. Like a doorstop or broken thermostat.

     

    I genuinely can't imagine what any of those three things would cost to actually purchase.

  9. Posted

    45 Brains Update

    Submit your own proposals for brains to @45brains on Twitter. 406 podcasts remain.

    #6 - Credit Human

    Looks and sounds like the human it aspires to be. Good rates.

    Status: Confirmed

    Message: "Please bank with human"

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    #9 - The Mad Snappler

    Poses as a woman unable to open Snapple bottles with the supplied lid.

    Status: Proposed

    Message: "Must consume electrolytes."

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    #9 - Bryan Lunduke

    His vehement denial raises suspicions of binary thinking.

    Status: Suspected

    Message: "#NoComment #DefinitelyNotBrain45"

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  10. Posted

    45 Brains Update

    Submit your own proposals for brains to @45brains on Twitter. 407 podcasts remain.

    #17 - The Brain Wearing Arnold's Skin

    To ensure the highest resale value, this brain wears Arnold Schwarzenegger's skin so it can be sold as 'pre-worn'.

    Status: Confirmed

    Message: "The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that."

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    #7 - Unknown Flamethrower-laden Robot

    Brain unknown, but definitely has a flamethrower attached.

    Status: Partial Identity

    Message: TBD

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  12. Posted

    9 minutes ago, Jake said:

    I consider it IIT's sacred quest to definitively identify all 45 brains, just so you know! That quest won't be abandoned. 

     

    Also that site is fantastic. 

     

    This is now etched in <stone> on the site.

     

    And thank you :) Visuals need some help though, I'm just a producer not a designer.

     

    Idle readers can send any proposed brain identities over to @45brains on Twitter and I'll update the site based on conversations on IIT each week.

  15. Posted

    1 hour ago, RubixsQube said:

     

    As Jake mentioned in the episode, this is from a talk by this dude Bryan Lunduke at the "Open Internet of Things Summit & Embedded Linux Conference". The talk is real hand wavey, and real silly, and the dude is an author and tech journalist, so you should take the whole thing with a whole shit ton of salt. But it makes for a silly podcast subject. 

     

    Many thanks! This has inspired me to do something fun ;)